Toddler Who Must Be Obeyed is only two and a half but already she’s exhibiting signs of a pensioner.
The other day we were heading to a café for lunch and I asked her what she thought she’d like to eat.
No hesitation: “Cheese scone and cup of tea.”
A cheese scone was sourced and duly wolfed. She had to make do with chocolate milkshake instead of a cuppa. I dunno. The kids of today. Next she’ll be asking us to turn off Cbeebies and switch on Heartbeat and pass the Werther’s Originals.